Worst Song Ever (TM) - gift from Elvis?- Do you know which song is The Worst Song Ever”? Is it Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On”? Or is it Starship’s “We Built This City”, or is it REM's "Shiny Happy People" or something else? No, no, no, whichever song you are thinking of, you are wrong! The Worst Song Ever is a song called "Me and Beautiful Whore Ally". It is!
Why is this song The Worst Song Ever?
First of all, the song is way too long: it lasts over 60 minutes and it has been recorded in a single take. Secondly, it contains questionable (sick?), adult material that makes most of the listeners blush and not many people have the guts to listen to the song through. Thirdly, the singer is not the reincarnated Elvis (even though he was born nine months after the death of Elvis), even though he might think so. Fourthly, the song is grammatically poor. Fiftly the singer, songwriter and the composer is crazy Bustard, er..... it is me! Find more on www.theworstsongever.com. This is really The Worst Song Ever!
Judge yourself!
"Here are some earplugs, you might need them!"
The Worst Song Ever (TM) contains pure black humour, here are the first two rhymes:
"When I was a young boy
My hand was my only joy
I was ugly and hideous teen
and of course I was still a virgeen"
and 343 silly rhymes more...
go to www.theworstsongever.com
